October 21, 2009

Kisah Bimbo yang Cerdik tapi bukan dalam bidang Geografi

Dan, aku tanya. Gaijin itu.

“Where are you from?”

Dan, beliau jawab.

“South Africa.”


Dan, aku tanya lagi. Gaijin itu.

”Which country?”

Dan, beliau jawab. Lagi.

”South Africa.”


Dan, aku hairan.

”Owh. South Africa is a country nowadays?”

Dan, beliau jawab. Muka ketat.

”Yeah, it’s a country.”



Gadis-gadis comel lagi bijak pandai yang berdiri di belakangku,
meletus jua ledakan tawa mereka.


Hanya kerana mereka wanita cerdik, aku maafkan.





Dan, aku tanya. Pula.

”Tapi kenapa kau tak putih macam Skalet Johansen,

Atau Shaliz Teron?”





Oh, tak.

Soalan bongsu itu cuma imaginasi liar-ku
.

14 suicidal thought(s):

farizzet said...

[kerut dahi]

haaaa??

1412 said...

nasib kau bukan pemimpin sesebuah negara.

kalau tak kau bakal dimasukkan dalam buku yang ditulis oleh penulis macam michael moore.

:)

NeEM™ of Suicide Park said...

Fariz.
Haaa?

1412.
Michael Moore is a writer nowadays?

Fauzan Ahmad said...

FYI; South Korea, North Korea; are also countries.

abd,,,,Ipoh Timur is not a country.

err..

penyelamat dunia said...

har har har imaginasi liar kau memang macam nak kena pukul ek. tapi skarlet south africa ke?

NeEM™ of Suicide Park said...

Fauzan.
Salak Selatan?

PD.
Skarlet tu orang Africa lah. tp tak tau la kut anak angkat.

Fauzan Ahmad said...

Salak Selatan is a country. An exile island, at the tip of South Africa :)

Anonymous said...

wahahahhahaahaha!!

sinaganaga said...

hahahahahahhaa...

Dammit said...

hahaha, nasib baik imaginasi!

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

O, south africa tu negara eh...

NeEM™ of Suicide Park said...

Ooo gelak ye kome.

Tipu Tapi Benar (TTB) said...

Republic of Brickfield bukan negara ke?

Ceh...

suehanna said...

damn! u should have asked him that q! haha. the other day me and my friends baru bertelagah dgn this one nigga -.-' tak nak kalah btol.