Teenage boys house-sitting disaster

Kita selalu tengok dalam filem atau drama bersiri dari barat ada babak tentang parents yang pergi outstation dan tinggal anak di rumah. Bila parents balik, tengok rumah kena trash dengan teruk.

Biasanya kerana anak mereka buat parti liar.
Mungkin parti buih.
Walaupun anak tuan rumah dah berusaha meminimakan risiko disaster, bila rakan-rakan mabuk atau bergaduh berebutkan awek (yang biasanya tak hingin pun mana-mana lelaki yang terlibat), things get out of control.


Aku tak ada anak.
Tapi dah tau dah apa perasaan parents tu.

I was away for a few days, in Kuching, and my nephews (sister's and cousins' sons) were housesitting for me. It's not that I asked them to. Mr Stateskop had suggested for them to spend the night at our place since the boys were having sleepover at my aunt's overcrowded place. I didn't think they would, knowing how cowardice they are. But then they decided to give it a try, rasa hidup bujang-bujang- these school boys.


Aku tak ada anak.
Tapi ada anak menakan.


Trust me these boys trashed my place so bad that I thought I should lodge a report at the police station when I got home. They weren't there of course, dah balik rumah my aunt.
Nasib baik my neighbours tak call the cops.
The AC remote control and my rice cooker couldn't be used. And the stench...urgh.


I waited until next afternoon, and I must give credits to one of my nephew Aiesh who told me the truth before I even asked. "Achik, ada something happen kat rumah ni semalam...."

It's not that they deliberately trashed my place, there had been an erm, incident. And they, the tall and handsome but cowardice, clueless teenage boys had to fixed it but left thousands of evidence around the house. The funny thing is they even called upon their other cousins for help.
Aku dulu banyak gak buat salah tapi pandai cover la kan.

Nak buat macamana budak-budak urban ni memang tak cukup ilmu hidup.
While unclogging the master bathroom's outlet, Mr Stateskop uttered budak-budak ni kena hantar pegi kem ni.


At first I thought they hosted a bubble party but I doubted it since my Toy Story 3 was bersepah- gila tak macho tengok Toy Story during party buih - but later on I found out my 4-year-old nephew were there too during the day. Apakah my cousin boleh percaya kat those boys to take care of the toddler without supervision. My house is totally not child proof.
Heck it's not even aunts proof.

Luckily I can get the cleaning lady to come yesterday. It's about time pun anyway sebab my place memang berhabuk sebab lama ditinggalkan dan sebelum tu pun agak busy.
My nephew komplen my room berhabuk sangat tapi siapa suruh tidur master bedroom. Takut le tu nak tidur guest room.


Oh ye, sebut pasal penakut,
the attic was left unvisited
.